A friend of mine found a job. He crash-test at Fiat. The Turin-based company has decided to use real human beings to carry out the impact test, instead of the old and obsolete puppets.
My friend is happy, says the work is well paid, although he has no life insurance.
But is satisfied, works one day, maybe you break a femur or a lung is punctured, so he stays home to an injured, two months, all expenses paid.
I see him get to the pub in his new walk a bit 'lopsided, asymmetrical. I order a beer, he orange drink.
He says he can no longer drink alcohol, because of the work he does. He says that while you go to crash into a concrete wall to work, must be absolutely sober, otherwise the test result comes out distorted.
I objected that I do not think that a lot of people who have accidents is real simple, otherwise there would be fewer accidents. "You're just jealous of my job," he says, putting an end to the discussion, and smiles.
The missing two teeth, if there is broken smash your face against the steering wheel of the new Fiat Panda. The airbag was defective.
Good thing they have tested on him.
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