Thursday, March 17, 2011

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What God has joined together no man melt ....


The site of Mediaset has made available an online service provided program Le Iene and dedicated to the judgments of nullity of marriage given by the ecclesiastical courts.

Paolo Calabresi, posing as a wealthy and important person by the name at the economic level, reveals the various "stages" that one must take if it wants to obtain the annulment of the marriage.

The video can be found here .

It 's interesting to note that in the ecclesiastical courts - with the appropriate skills - lawyers, clerks, is a disarming'll gladly get it void.
The most serious thing that the nullity marriage produces devastating effects on a civil : for example should not be paid more food to the economically weaker spouse.
As evidenced by the hyenas, the lawyer in question has not even entitled to a lawyer Rota and the Judicial Vicar of the Court of Salerno allows him, with the appointments of ad actum sponsor.

It 'important to remember that the Judicial Vicar of Salerno, Mgr. Michael Alfano (mmm. .. the name is not new ...) by failing to pass the exams rotal ( very serious thing for people Judicial Vicar - in the civil VG is the President of the Court ) attacked journalist who had published this news. I do not know the consequences for the journalist, but we know that the priests they know more of the devil!

words seem superfluous.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

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Between jokes and original jokes rigged.


This ordered the decree of the gods,
men and inflicted the end,
that even for the next races
there was a song
- Homer












Yes I admit, I'm a creationist . I think god was created by man.


Then there is the evolutionary theism. Yes you read right. It 's a nice way to have your cake and eat it too.


Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Ray Charles is the love


know why they do the cars get to 200 per hour if there is a limit of 130? Hope that one day take away the limit? No. 'for the same reason why they do that unroll the condom up to half a meter. Why do you buy first
together the dream.
And then maybe I need that.


God created man in His own image and likeness. The man descended from monkeys. God is a monkey.


When Nietzsche wrote The Antichrist had become insane because of syphilis. Fucked up god, hoping that if it was not yet dead, die shortly.


You're a jerk. The balls are always in pairs. You are asocial. I'm your only friend. I am a jerk.


In general, people I like. And 'the people who can not stand!


The advantage of a bad memory, is that you have many times the same good things for the first time .

I swear that when I started this post I had something to say.
And I was sober.


The advantage of a bad memory is that you have many times the same good things for the first time .


withdrawal: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.


They say the best way to ensure that no one reads a book is to reveal the ending.
After the Bible, Jesus dies.
Tranquilli, then rises again.


The early bird catches the worm. Who does not sleep dies. Those who do not sleep do not catch fish. He who sleeps and who does not sleep catches the worm.


"Excuse me, where I take the bus to the cemetery?" In the face ... "


Jesus did miracles. Cosmetic surgery does wonders. Jesus was a surgeon.


"As a child I refused all the yo yo is not even came back ..."



Chinese kidnapped by his own people .. E 'yellow.


Lies have short legs. Berlusconi has short legs. Berlusconi is a lie.

Recent studies have shown that semen acts as an antidepressant for women. So depressed women, strength, now you know what to do!


Angels Have Wings. The Pigeons have wings. The Pigeons are angels. Piazza San Marco paradise.


You have a beard. Chuck Norris has a beard. Even if you are drunk you're not Chuck Norris.


My father is a junkie. I work for my father. I'm a toxic employee.


Aristotle used the syllogism. I use the syllogism. I am Aristotle. I am drunk. Aristotle was an alcoholic.


who finds a friend finds a treasure. I have a thousand friends on facebook. I am a millionaire. Some syllogisms are not the reality.


I link altamenti things are useless. This thing is a link. This link is highly unnecessary.


"As a child I refused all, even the boomerang did not come back"


God is love. Love is blind. God is blind. Masturbation causes blindness. God masturbates. I masturbate. I am God


The study leads to stress. Stress is bad for your health. The study is bad for your health.


towels have wings. My bird has wings. My parrot is a towel. I have a talking towel.


Who says a woman, says the damage. I'm the woman said. I just said damage.


cut their cane makes me laugh. Laughter is good for health. Get the cane is good for health.


Why are all the rage trilogies? Because the first blade lifts, second, it distracts the second and third cuts it ..


I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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Ah the good old days

From left to right:
Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca
, Leia, Luke Skywalker & R2D2
"Ah the good old days, remember when the grasshoppers destroyed the harvest of a whole year?
And when the typhoon hit the decimating the human race? And when the plague
abbruttivano men by reducing them to larvae without purpose in life?
Here, these are the signals that make us always to believe in a better future "

- Atrocity - Grasshoppers

Who knows why, the past always seems more beautiful than this.
If the question seems too" fisolofica "not worry, with a little search on Google you can also find this answer.

The truth is that the mind manipulates memories to make them compatible with the current ideologies and viewpoints.


This explains for example why there are so many women who say "I played 13 years with dolls, not like the girls of today"

But any analysis of any company shows that kids at that age and girls are much more likely to be interested in life, people in the world, society and social relationships than to dolls and the like.

is not true that their 13 years playing with dolls, but now since this is their point of view, the mind has altered the memories so that they are faithful to their bigoted position.

The majority of the psychiatric community is opposed to the techniques of re-emergence memories, because it was shown that in a situation where you are looking for something specific ad hoc re-creates the mind to please his "master."

Memory is not a picture of the past, but a subjective construction continuously changing projected in the past. Illusion.

Another concept, remorse, it is often absurd.

hear people all would return back to change their choices. "Today we do differently," they say.

Nietzsche said that remorse is a stupid thing, " like a dog that bites a stone nonsense." If

go back in time, would make the same choices, because the fact seem silly to us today depends on the current circumstances, not by the fact that today is more mature or less stupid.

However this year has just started the new edition of the famous island. Hurrah!

Monday, March 14, 2011

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strengthen its WiMax Router - Part 2

I have already discussed how to enhance the signal with a small antenna homemade .

Now I want you to see pictures of a slightly more advanced version of the same device.


With the reasonable price of ten euro, I bought and installed this dish, which is much more precise than hand-made by me.

Now the signal is very strong and steady. Seeing is believing.


Considering that the technician had asked me a couple of hundred euro to install an external antenna ... I'd say that's it ..


Friday, March 11, 2011

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What the Future - 2

- Two Ways -
Let's talk about what the future holds, in my previous post . If you have time give us a 'look. E 'cazzatine full of hyper-technology that will make you say - and what the fuck, neanke in the movies! "

then continue with this roundup of the future, because if we are smart enough to get by a little more time, perhaps, unless it breaks out an epidemic that will make us all zombies, then perhaps these things to see and we will use it. That's cool.









start with a nice video of a man named Corning intotolato who made a video "A Day Made of Glass" "One day, made of glass." Please watch it with the volume turned on, and possibly of headphones. Clear your mind and be amazed.



Bello no?

Perhaps, indeed certainly, they exaggerate a bit. The first thing I noticed is that the book he is reading the man towards the end of the video is "The Time Machine (written in 1985)" wonderful book where the protagonist tries to go in the future ... In the future, we will read old books that speak of a future perfect at what we are experiencing ... Deep right?

One other thing I noticed. Also this time (as in Iris Asus, in previous post), the workplace is a house of high fashion ... That in future the only job left is designing clothes?

expect our homes are all glass, and hoping that in the meantime to resolve the problem of broken glass, I want to conclude by recalling that " Carthage must be destroyed."

Thursday, March 10, 2011

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Moment of art - Dorian

I really liked this little short, made for images, designed by Anthony Rama.
's one of a series of short films on various subjects.
Below you will find the slideshow with a high-quality images .

the author explains boards:
"Dorian was born from my need to tell myself. All the different situations that are often odd or at least tend to give tone to the dreamlike and surreal events told, are paradoxically more similar to the reality that the fantastic.

splinters are ironic and sad mistakes and successes of my 25 years of life.

The first episode from 'a fresco precise enough of my big problem.

My Ego.

Returning to Dorian, as we see in "Little Short on the idea of \u200b\u200bDecline" the inability to love other people besides himself, leads Dorian to turn, influence what 'their surroundings in an image reflected.
Friends, girlfriend, the world itself are no longer living things but emanations of his personality, dead elements to provide lifeblood to Dorian.
Himself knows deep in his mistakes. But his character prevents the reformation of the soul.

Only when everything was brought sharply to the extreme Dorian perceived to be more empty than before.
suck up to try for himself. This led him first to the isolation,

virtually as they are removed, then after its reintegration into society. "


Here's the short:

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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Burlesque

One night, involuntarily, I attended a performance of Burlesque . I was not particularly impressed, though:

After watching I realized that the difference between the 'art of Burlesque and the vulgarity of a nightclub in a strip of 4's money in a tape-shaped star on nipple.


--- The star of the show was a pretty girl without spot or modesty. Some
boy instead at the end of the show, a stain on his pants' t had. ---


We certainly know that those of the night playing with a dildo sinful people surrounded by slavering, while those of Burlesque expect to be alone, but I'm not here to talk about dicks rubber. The last one left me such irritation but I'm not here to talk about dicks rubber saying.

but I noticed how the show would attract people (and so far nothing unusual), who (and here's something weird) sex.
And while I was wondering what the hell we're going to see beautiful young ladies in the act like a slut, because that then go home angry and complex at the thought that their friends did not have any more crap until the end of the show, I said,
Bullshit tit c 'has that! "and then I reflected that perhaps they were attracted to something more" important ", the beauty. Yes, the beauty. Beauty is not intended as sexual attractiveness course, even if today' s more and more girls playing at lesbians, but one whose outer beauty in a day 's now take a value (I put the index finger in the nose, thrust a few times, pull it out and now I breathe freely I continue to write) (not cleaned up well before essermelo) significantly higher than they deserve.
And few things express the sense of beauty as a beautiful girl who is laid bare, sinuous dances, and (except maybe my Iphone).

We do this every day, while I say to those around us that we are not children of the extremely superficial Burlesque dancer, no, we look beyond 's outward appearance of things and people.


--- "The beauty is that which fi charges a lot more Apple-branded product of its true value" ---


meantime I wanted to debunk the myth that the beautiful life is easier. For example, to me, which are beautiful, and then the 'embarrassing situation to find that a poor asshole that is the name of Brad Pitt to go around pretending to be me to deal some fucked really easy. It seems that after some exchange of words when it came out sporting a "maybe you do not know, but I'm Andrea Surname" that asshole. In response, I went around to girls like Brad Surname. The thing did not work for both.
Things that can not happen to you ugly.

So, you will agree with me that making a good blowjob over the 'direct experience (I read somewhere that women practice good oral sex to the 40th Fellaz, then this should be at least a hundred before we can say has done in his life, statistically, more good than harm to its neighbor) need empathy, identification with the partner, a great ability to capture those subtle signals that make you understand you're doing well, in fact, must be very intelligent. We conclude therefore that the more intelligent woman is, the better its performance.

I still Margherita Hack me I do not suck.

Unless you remove the teeth.


--- The star of the show was a pretty girl without spot or modesty.
But 'I'd gladly stained. On the face, back, even on hair. Where preferred. ---


Now, how can I little stupid, moron, idiot, simpleton, imbecile, insane, stupid, stupid, idiot, stupid, stupid. (adj. that is unable to understand www. synonymous. com) who can not even make good use of copy / paste afford to offend a person like Margaret H.? Simple game that sucks. In what way should this prove that we give too much importance to the outward appearance? Because of the beauty that we attach more value to 'intelligence, for example.

Beauty pulls even if one does not admit, for what I'm here to tell you about a burlesque show and not the most exciting night after they are finished.

'S more, if you are aware of the' location of a 4-night fatemene share that money around here are too expensive.

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Do not pay.

From Beppe Grillo's blog, this article describes is something I want to happen here in Italy.


" revolutions start from the assault to the ovens or wallet.



" In emulation of the cry of Eduardo De Filippo all'attonito Peppino, the Greeks launched the movement "Do not pay." A revolt of the portfolio that Part by civil disobedience, and rebellion is becoming real. The cars pass the toll gates without stopping to pay tolls, subway ticket is sealed by plastic bags, even the doctors help patients pay for the ticket office visits. It all started with an initiative of commuters who have blocked a highway to Athens, and now the general aggratis is spreading throughout Greece. The activists claim that citizens have no intention to pay the price of the crisis caused by corruption and misrule, and after the dramatic tax increases and cuts in salaries and pensions but must save it somewhere. The opposition protest rides, while the government accuses the executives of not being satisfied to implement a civil disobedience, but want to drag and force others to do likewise. Prime Minister Papandreou noted sadly that the Greeks did not deny anything, and that far from being revolutionary initiative, this protest is just another natural consequence of the widespread culture of illegality, tax evasion, the mischief that characterizes the greek people "It would take a stirred

here too, right? What do you think?

Monday, March 7, 2011

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What does the future hold?


What does the future hold and what new technologies Incredible?
I did a little tour of innovative and futuristic design, and instead what is the state of the art to understand a bit where we are and where we are going.








But let's start with mobile devices.

Asus, with Iris sees the future as well:


What do you think? There seems a bit too much? But the fact that a big company such as Asus, pay a few designers to imagine that, by hopes. Instead

Nokia, Morph, it being a little more with his feet on the ground, so he sees the future:


better already right? I really like the idea and form. Although Nokia recently is not doing well from an economic standpoint, and the recent acquisition by Microsoft, I think it is a company that has always been very good ideas!

one designer that I like very much, Ulrich Kristian Larsen, designed flip, and the following video is just beautiful:


When I saw him I fell in love ... Other than iPhone!

Another concept involved is the WindowPhone of Seunghan Song, there is not much to say, the picture speaks for itself ..


























For the rest get this:
If you like, go to the page it -tech to see the whole project ..



















But what is the current state of technology? What we have seen so far will remain just a dream? Let's see: The Asus

, we mentioned above, has released this mock-up,


Bello no? the screen is not transparent and extensible as before, but it is beautiful. The question is "will also be practical?".

The Sony showed its prototype instead of sispositivo wrist with AMOLED screen Super flexible beccatevi the promo:



I apologize for the Japanese ... But it's always fun right?


Now that you've seen it all, tell me the truth: iPhone and iPad, there are still the same impression?

I do not.

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Sunday, March 6, 2011

What Happens To Semen

The death of a cliche




For her, he was everything. It was the sense of its life. Life itself.

But he regarded it as just a 'other sex. Not even the best. It was safe.

She tried continuously for months, there were no telephone calls, voicemail, empty trips. And with that beat-up old car was always a gamble going and coming, but it was attached.

He did not find, probably had more to do. Or maybe not.

When he stopped the car was not worried at all. Although arrancante, the old car had won his trust. It happened at times that the clutch play some bad joke and that the machine percorresse those 2 meters for the initial push, before he died. But then off again on the first try. That battered old car.

Just restart it would sling his home for the 'umpteenth time, to scream his anger, his anger, his malaise. But he knew that it would be useless.

The train had just passed and she had plenty of time to start again, sure to be firm on track gives it a certain tension, but not afraid.

him, that 's his first words would have reacted with indifference, detachment, with the usual cold. This frightened her. He felt emotion no. Never. Not least against him.

The transition from 'love to' hate is invisibly thin, she had crossed a long time. Hated him. But do not hate him at all, there still could. At the bottom of his heart was still hoping for a miracle in a riapacificamento. Although he would never have allowed.

The bars were lowered and the warning lights flashed. While the battered old car has not been allocated. The last wild attempts before the flight. There was affectionate but the train was now palpable.

One tug on the handle to exit quickly. The broke in his hand. Panico. Out of the 'other door then.

The train struck the car with the 'innarestabile violence of a giant' s steel hurled down to 200 'now against a battered old car that suddenly seemed slightly lighter.

She was still coming out. The blow hurled a dozen feet away. The last of which we walked dragging his chin on the rough terrain. The meat was consumed until the 'bone but not hurt.

leg torn clean off, that is that it hurt.

Lucidity. A great characteristic of which had always boasted, even now abandoned. Unfortunately.

Conscious the fact that in less than a couple of minutes, the death would have made her visit, she wondered how he would react to this news.

probably surface with indifference. The usual ritual phrases "oh really? And how did it happen? Cabbage, I'm sorry" just to appear human in the eyes of others. But she knew that he did not care at all. Do not consoled by the thought that in a while 'that his icy cynicism was no longer a problem. For her.

"I wonder how I take all my friends, are often the talk of the self"

She began to cry, but not the physical pain that is now relieved spontaneously.

"I wonder how we will, after death is more a problem for people who just have to go"

The pool of blood on which he lay was hot, "Do not ever think that blood is hot

What stupid and useless phrase before he died. But every phrase is useless before he died, at least for the condemned.

A stupid phrase, invented by an idiot.

as are all the clichés.

Friday, March 4, 2011

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Nani, coffeemakers and other amenities.

I was there, as every day, the hot coffee beverage, undecided on which delicious linger today.


The one before me had taken a 12 triple-sugar, but the machine had paid a 12 without sugar. To which one has applied the strategy Putin ("If you have a problem, kill it") and began to shower him with fists and kicks the machine. At one point the machine has wobble and it was overturned, ending up lying on the floor of the dining room, a door on the back of the machine was opened and out came a furious nano.


"And who the fuck is this," he yelled the guy. "Industrial espionage"
"Soon we sound the alarm".


"But industrial espionage," said the dwarf shaking their fists in the air, "I'm the man of machine, regularly employed by the Company of gaming machines (trade reg.) ".


" You work there? "asked the guy.


" Of course, you idiot. Who the fuck do you think I will prepare the coffee that you order by typing the number? Do not really think that there is an automatic ? You do not think, ugly idiots, that your phone will work with the software? Not really believe the existence of information technology, nanotechnology and that shit there?


The nanotechnology me! The technology has never gone beyond the tube circuit of the sixties, I am an engineer who the fuck you think? There are underpaid Chinese bonsai that live inside your computer by running shitty, fucked up that you are not more! "


We were all shocked by these revelations, but until then we were able to remain calm.
But it was when the dwarf has explained the operation of remote controls ("a worker in the remote call bonsai bonsai worker who located into the receiver, communicating by voice command selected ") that has opened a chasm.


"Excuse me, how does the worker to another worker to call bonsai bonsai? With a cell phone? "
" Exactly, "replied the dwarf.
"And how the hell does a phone bonsai? Inside there is a more working-class bonsai? "
" That's right, asshole. "


It was then that we are crazy.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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The smallest man.

"... the Vikings will return to fashion, we will return to live like barbarians ..."
-Battiato - Sunset.

The Decline of the West.
a daily tragedy, while we in our small machines in our small houses, with our small minds, shrunk continuously all around us.

all want the same thing, everyone is equal: those who feel otherwise, it is obvious to the asylum.
Now people have their eyes open, and knows everything that happens: if it has reason to laugh! ... There is
piacerino piacerino for the day and night, but always tending to health. A little
'poison here, a bit' of poison there, what pleasant dreams attorney. And much poison at last, to die nicely .... A

nothing who thinks he's reached a level never before reach of mankind.

Behold the Man is bigger than ever.
Here, the greatest man: a man tiny .

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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A safe place to work.

A friend of mine found a job. He crash-test at Fiat.


The Turin-based company has decided to use real human beings to carry out the impact test, instead of the old and obsolete puppets.


My friend is happy, says the work is well paid, although he has no life insurance.
But is satisfied, works one day, maybe you break a femur or a lung is punctured, so he stays home to an injured, two months, all expenses paid.


I see him get to the pub in his new walk a bit 'lopsided, asymmetrical. I order a beer, he orange drink.


He says he can no longer drink alcohol, because of the work he does. He says that while you go to crash into a concrete wall to work, must be absolutely sober, otherwise the test result comes out distorted.


I objected that I do not think that a lot of people who have accidents is real simple, otherwise there would be fewer accidents. "You're just jealous of my job," he says, putting an end to the discussion, and smiles.


The missing two teeth, if there is broken smash your face against the steering wheel of the new Fiat Panda. The airbag was defective.


Good thing they have tested on him.